| Politics: HOW TO SAVE BUFFALO, NY FROM CERTAIN DOOM.
I live north of Buffalo, NY, and there aren't any jobs around here. There's nothing to do and all the stores are in the malls of Amherst and Town of Tonawanda. Which sucks because I hate the mall. The city of Buffalo needs money to lower taxes to attract businesses. It seems impossible. But I have a solution.
Prostitution. Now hear me out on this one. It's a good idea because the only legalized prostitution is found in Nevada. So why not legalize it here, but regulate it some how so that prostitution is limited to Main Street and Chippewa Street in Buffalo. That will bring people from the suburbs into downtown Buffalo. Not only that, but I am positive that tourism would increase too. We'd be the only other place where prostituion is legal in the U.S.A. That means tightly regulated, clean prostitutes. Plus, the city, county and state would recieve tons of money from taxes. Heck, the city of Buffalo should consider opening a city owned brothel, that way they could make even more money (I don't know if that's legal, but so what?!).
Prostitution is good for business, too. You'll have a handfull of brothels on Main and Chippewa. You'll also have strip bars, porno theatres, sex shops and porn studios(maybe). Don't forget that there's going to be a casino, so maybe after someone wins big, they'll want to party. With the influx of tourists/white people, new more mainstream stores could open as well. Eventually the prostitutes will want a parade or something, which is cool because beside the Taste of Buffalo, there are no cultural events in Buffalo. And guess what, parades make money for businesses.
As with anything, there are some drawbacks. Buffalo for one is an ugly city. But with the taxes from the brothels and assorted new business that will surely come, the city could invest some much needed money in beautification. Build parks, statues, fountains, something. Another drawback is crime. Buffalo has recently been laying off police officers. But once again, with new tax money, the city can bounce back and rehire those that had laid off. The final drawback that I can think of is desecration of family values in the area, which is legitimate. Don't forget that the city has undeveloped water front. I would build an amusement park there (screw Darien Lake and Martin's Fantasy Island!) and leave to rest undeveloped so the city can have a nice, clean beach. Eventually, when Ralph Wilson Stadium becomes completely out dated and useless, I'd build a stadium actually within the city of Buffalo, as close to downtown as humanly possible.
+Tourism +More Businesses +Makes Airport Useful
+More Tax $$$ +Revitalizes Downtown +Compliments a Casino
+Beatifies the City +Makes Buffalo Unique +Opens Doors to New Jobs
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